#I love the murder cow
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justoneenbymess · 8 months ago
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Waaaaah!! First time posting my art here! (Why am I so nervous?)
I can't accept prizes but I love these designs so here is my entry for @shootingstarrfish 's DTIYS
It was a lot of fun! :]
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shootingstarrfish · 1 year ago
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he is plotting DESTRUCTION and MURDER!!!!!!!
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momentofmemory · 3 months ago
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— you're somebody else, flora cash
↳ @sceosource day 3
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onaliiiiim · 4 months ago
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im not squealing, you are!!
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I referenced baby cows in my book ‘they dont know im an Eldridge beast’
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lovelylulib · 6 months ago
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The one who has the final say.
You?
Or your crew?
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llamaisllama777 · 3 months ago
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Okay, I need to talk about this episode and everything I loved about it!
1. The thumbnail looks so dang cute! Look at this thumbnail and tell me you don't love it... YOU CAN'T!
It looks so darn cute with Earth all cuddled up and hiding in the blanket hugging Daisy while Moon and Monty are hugging her, trying to comfort her. Cute!
2. Moon being a good brother. Moon has really become a better brother since the beginning of the show.
3. Monty just being a good boyfriend to Earth. These two are so dang cute! And I love every second their on screen together.
4. Monty actually having second thoughts about killing Nexus!
Never in my years did I think Monty would have second thoughts about murdering someone. Especially some like Nexus.
But either cause Monty realizes just how badly he messed up to and doesn't want to kill Nexus and still wants to believe there's good in him. Or cause Monty is genuinely trying to move away from the killing and be a better person which I think that probably is the reason but I also think the fact Earth said only moments ago she doesn't want Nexus to die or anyone to die and Monty wants to make Earth happy so he's gonna try to find another way to stop Nexus without killing him.
And lastly 5. They BASICALLY CONFIRMED NEXUS WAS PROJECTING! I was right!
This doesn't mean I think Nexus will be redeemed, but that at least there is something still in Nexus that's telling him this is wrong.
And bonus...Moon saying "So, we're killing him, right?" 😂
(Him referring to Nexus)
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(Just felt like I should add this for some reason)
I love this episode so much!
11/10!
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nuvimuvi · 5 months ago
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❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀ 𝐔𝐳𝐢 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤 ❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬
Hosted by @/Ivzura from Twitter
Did you know that Uzi loves baby cows?
Some random recommended me what kind of cow-
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grinchwrapsupreme · 1 year ago
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OUGH thinking about Phillip Morgan's hands as a defining feature of his character.... Phillip tightening the rope that kills Kenneth with his hands... Brandon gently pulling the gloves off of Phillip's hands... Phillip playing the piano with his hands... Phillip opening the champagne bottle for Brandon with his hands... Phillip breaking the glass with his hands... Phillip cutting getting cut on the stem and spreading blood on his hands... Phillip getting his fortune read by his hands... Phillip grabbing and aiming the gun with his hands... "these hands will bring you great fame"
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swagging-back-to · 1 year ago
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tmw you have to block radfems for being anti vegan and block vegans for being anti feminism.
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thedeadthree · 1 year ago
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-`. i need to be more unhinged about her so here is yana in this picrew. 🥀🌸<3💀
#oc: anasyana an enaviryn#leg.ocs#t: picrews#*holda her up* hiiiiiii my murderous murder muffin <3#she’s a star elf! she’s an archfey warlock (tasha is her patron! she’s bhaals daughter! my dark urge! in love with one archduke !!!!)#fathers favorite daughter !!!!!!!!#i havent been as unhinged about her here so i bring her in this pic few i found while looking for pictures to intro my bg clowns 🌸💕#ye olde creative brain has been making clowns and her aesthetics i need to make EDITS of dearie i need to teach myself how to make gifs !!!!#I WANT TO MAKE PRETTY GIFS FOR YANA !!!!! (and learn how to mod for the yanagortash brainworms 🥀🥴 *giggles*)#what do you mean there’s blood on her it’s just strawberry syrup 🥀😌✨🍓#her house wished for a savior to see the return to their world that was lost to them and they got murder muffin 🌸💕✨😵‍💫🤭#(also sliiiightly unrelated bc the archduke has the braincell i plan to ship him as well with a few other nondurge clowns <3)#(i will offer lore soon but i love castellan and vaermina having ships with him !!!!!! yanagortash you’ll always have my heart but they’re!)#aaaaanyway y’all are welcome to send asks of my baby girlie i will never not want to talk till the cows come home about her 🌸🥀✨😖 MY BABY!!!!#she’s not evil she’s never done a wrong thing in her life <3#if yana and una were in the same verse they would be the best of friends i can feel it !!!!!!#she also has a thing with a*starion who i think’ll be ascended in her playthrough? they both should be allowed to be unhinged i think!#sarspira will get vampire pookie un ascended and will resist her urge <3#OH and she is not the one in my icon that is my sweet girl tissaia <3 i am so so stoked to intro her as well!!!!!!#reading word on the street that the d*urge was created purely by b*haal adds a whole new LAYER to her house wishing for a child of#destiny to save their world they lost bc RAHH at the thought he though OO here’s my opportunity + then created her + they got their ‘savior’#i think i read its in a note you find AND I HAVE TO FIND THAT NOTE 🥀😵‍💫✨ !!!!!!#like from his own viscera?? INCH RESTING for the lore for yana and what was meant for her VEERY#q#q: from the drafts
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kdrama-movies-more · 1 year ago
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Ah God...years back I had hop-skipped a lot of Strong Girl Do Bong-soon from the halfway point and erased half the kidnapper plot from memory....
So the mystery part of Behind Your Touch is like, a jarring mashup of Bong-soon and Beyond Evil🙈 huh???
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#behind your touch#kdrama#Only all parodies(comic) work...sigh...(nah I mean that is true: the comedy is one of the best; much much better than in Bong-soon or such)#That noir murder-thriller overkill...no no noooo#they were so fixated on red herrings they lost track of the context...down to 'just for fun' psycho! Seung-gil's death makes no sense??#coincidentally both Guk-doo and Ju-won were 27(26) in-series (them all being kid-ish I get); even so both did significant detective work#it's confusing if Moon is a Dirty Harry or they were seriously trying to critique police procedural dramas the entire way...#the 'comical' knee-kicking chief is same as Bong-soon on that note...even tho theres one in every prosecution/police/political/office Kdram#Anyway K.Seon-woo isn't very MinMin-esque other than some vague distrust the police; = villain's suspicion seq&his shed; Moon is Min+Doo#KSW got a quiet-edgy-sad prodigy-bishounen aura like Oh Ji-hyeok of Good Detective(more a loose canon dirty harry than Moon) X LJW of Voice#nah really really don't get what they were going for with KSW also since I found misprints in his data; nor with the love triangle deal wen#there was barely any romance that wasn't for comedy (they should've done Waikiki if they wanted Moon and Bong to end together);#nor with 35 Moon's rookie detectiving(LMK acting him same as Tae-sik is jarring)...why go back to legality and hard evidence after all that#the cow and unborn calf literally burst into ball of light leaving no traces...if he wasn't losing hair the Shaman could go *poof *
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bunnis-monsters · 7 months ago
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I saw your cow and bull hybrids post and it got me wondering. How would the hybrids take care of pregnant reader. [Both Cows and Bulls] Like during the pregnancy and after the baby/babies are born.
The bull hybrids are pretty much banned from handling you once you’re past 3 months. The cow hybrids will charge at them, stopping and huffing until they back off.
This is because the bulls are way too strong! They could end up hurting you unintentionally, which would put the calf in your belly in danger!
The cows and farmer are your main caretakers, with a doctor coming to check on you monthly. It’s not easy, the bulls are incredibly protective over you and will absolutely impale anyone that they deem suspicious or dangerous to you and the calf with their horns.
The cows spend most of their time fussing over you, keeping you fed and warm at all times. The cows also like to keep you sat on their cocks, cooing and rubbing your belly and filling you up with lots of cum!
This makes the bulls very jealous… but it can’t be helped. Even at their most gentle, sex with the bulls is far rougher than sex with a human.
They’re all determined to keep you safe and content, and once they know you’re pregnant, you aren’t leaving the farm. Once you’re near the birth of the calf, they won’t even let you out of the barn! There’s always a hand on your belly, a cow nuzzling into you and mooing softly.
Once the calf is born, their protective nature only sky rockets. No one outside of the barn is allowed to touch the calf besides the farmer and doctor. If the bulls sense a threat, they deal with it immediately.
It’s not recommended to go near the barn after their mate has given birth… but with you being a fragile human, it’s even worse. They see you as a runt, a little thing in need of protecting.
The bulls are eager to start milking you after the birth, and become frustrated when you scold them and only want to feed the baby.
It’s not long before you’re knocked up again. Only a few months after giving birth, you’re getting stuffed full of cum front both bulls and hybrids, your pussy puffy and swollen from abuse. They just can’t help it, you’re so lovely and soft… you’re tight and warm and make them so horny!! They can’t resist your scent!
You should just get used to being their breeding cow… they’ll pamper you and treat you like a princess, all you have to do is be a good girl and let them fuck another calf into you.
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wowsillies · 6 months ago
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I WISH Jorge had referenced the part of Luck Runs Out where Odysseus tells Eurylochus to be quiet because I feel like that’s an element missing from a lot of Eurylochus interpretations.
“I need you to always be devout and comply with this /Or we'll all die in this” is important because Eurylochus fails to do it by questioning Odysseus’ words (the bag is NOT treasure, it’s storm) and opening the wind bag and his actions lead directly to the facilitation of the death of most of the crew. I hesitate to say he’s to blame because, well, Poseidon is taking revenge due to Odysseus’ decision, but Eurylochus handed him means and perfect opportunity to do it.
So, after that, Eurylochus obeys everything Odysseus says to do. He takes men to explore Circe’s island. He stays put instead of running when Odysseus goes to rescue him. He follows intl the Underworld despite the fact that “hey this witch is helping us now by sending us to death’s realm, this is definitely not a trick” probably raised some questions. He doesn’t (or at least we don’t see) stray or talk to the souls in the Underworld even though Odysseus ends up doing it. He traps and kills the sirens.
He lights and gives out six torches.
So, if devotion to Odysseus wasn’t enough to save them? If Odysseusnis now using that devotion and trust to get them killed as long as he gets to make it home to his wife? What is he meant to do now?
Eurylochus doesn’t sound… fully there, during the second half of Mutiny. Whether there was divine intervention pushing him or madness or simply the pain of it all, he’s not acting rationally. He just saw six of his trusted men brutally murdered, asks Odysseus to lie and say it was a trick, and can’t even kill him when the truth comes out. Odysseus’ wounds are bandaged! (I’m not sure that he doesn’t actually know where Helios’ statue is from btw, both due to the melody and bc it seems outrageous)
We’re all talking about Odysseus pleading for Eurylochus to stop before killing the cows, but Eurylochus is pleading too. He asks how much longer is he expected to suffer, to push through doubt, to follow the orders. And Odysseus’ first plea is “I need to get home” (later “we can get home”). Let’s not forget Odysseus is selfish and Eurylochus knows that, maybe even loves that, but he’s not just hungry, he’s tired.
When Polites gets the location of the sheep cave from the lotus eaters and takes the men to it, he leads several of them to death and himself to his doom. When Eurylochus stumbles upon the cows, does he remember that? Does he deliberately invoke it?
Killing the cows isn’t about the hunger, not really. It’s about the devotion that was asked of him, the price he paid to learn that lesson, and the pain that silence put him through anyway.
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yanderefarm · 3 months ago
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slasher!reader x fanboy!yandere
cw;; gore, blood, cannibalism, murder, animal violence mentioned
can u tell i love slashers... i wanna be a hot slasher monster thats the gender goal.
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you're a local legend in the area, a modern myth to scare people away from the old slaughter house. most people don't actually believe you exist but there isn't an insignificant amount of people who never make it back from that "haunted" location.
you're no ghost, no you're very real. you live in the slaughter house where you do your "work". you actually ship out a decent amount of actual meat but only to specific customers who don't ask questions. some of them buy your premium meats but mostly you're just butchering cows and pigs. it's tedious work, nothing is as satisfying as cutting into a screaming crying human body.
you're so excited when another group of young adults come to visit. they're doing a test of courage. you're gonna make them really prove themselves tonight. there's only about 6 of them and from that you can only see 3 who's meat will actually sell. you silently plan to keep two as livestock to plump up and leave the 6th to go back and spread your myth farther.
it's a long night. humans don't like dying, they fight and scratch every step of the process. you've gotten two of the ones with the best meat and you've put them in your meat locker. one of the worthless ones is bleeding out with your hand in their hair. the remaining meats have given you a pretty nasty wound in your side and the pain is pissing you off. you don't even get to throw this worthless meat in the freezer before it's dead. annoying. you let go of its hair, your foot crushing it's arm as you drag yourself further.
you smell gasoline when your body finally gives against one of the walls. you can guess that those stupid meat bags are going to set fire to all your hard work. if only they hadn't gotten the drop on you. you hold your hand over the cut as you accept your fiery fate. but it doesn't come.
you hear footsteps, timid footsteps. you lull your head in the direction of them and you see the last premium meat standing there in front of you.
"...you... you're hurt." he drops next to you and tepidly reaches his hand towards your wound. you remove your hand letting it fall limp next to you. he immediately pulls out a small sewing kit.
"this is going to be uncomfortable but please bear with it." he threaded a needle and began the painful process of sewing up the gash.
you watched his hands move in silence, only flinching a few times from the pain. the boy in front of you had his brows furrowed and his tongue slightly out as he focused intensely on patching you up. it was so curious you couldn't stop staring at him. he tied it off and cut the excess string.
"i should kill you now." you picked your weapon off the ground next to you. the meat swallowed hard.
"if.. if you want... but can I make a request?" his face was red.
"i don't usually take requests.. but i suppose since you helped me out."
he swallowed again before looking up into your eyes. "i.. i don't want you to sell me. please eat me yourself!"
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jackalopesao3 · 2 years ago
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All my Dia-simp biases aside:
I mean, tbf, what was the first thing that little shit did when he got out of the attic? I feel like Dia made the right call as Belphie, at that point, was likely going to wreak havoc on the human world. He can sense others’ intentions.
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Comic Diavolo is pretty hard core. Definitely comes off more serious and authoritative, even putting MC on the same level as Belphegor saying if they want to defend a criminal they will share in the blame.
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Also he was planning to lock Belphegor up FOR ALL ETERNITY
That was the plan when Belphie was arrested in the game. DIAVOLO WAS REALLY ABOUT TO SENTENCE THIS MAN TO LIFE FOR A CRIME HE ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING
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agarafile · 1 month ago
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Gem knows that saving the camel gives her no advantage in the game.
Actually, the camel is an active risk.
People go after what you value most, after all. Cleo thought she had done it, when she burned Gem's barn and watchtower. Jimmy used Lizzie to kill Joel and blew up The Car in a previous attempt.
Caring for things, caring for people... it made you vunerable. Made you weak.
Gem wasn't weak. Far from it.
But she still went out of her way to save the camel.
Gem's Camel, she wrote in the nametag. Not someone else's, not something she had to share. Hers.
The camel nuzzled her with its snout, almost as if it knew that if she didn't name it, it would die. Like it was grateful she claimed it for herself.
"You saved it?" Joel asked, when Gem guided the camel into her barn. Not outside, in the pen like the cows. Inside, where Gem herself lived "Of all things, you saved a camel?"
"I find camels delightful, Joel." she petted its neck, golden fur soft to her touch.
"I thought you would hate them. You know. After..." Joel trailed off, gesturing vaguely.
Gem understood what he was trying to say. She should hate them after Pearl, after the 2v1.
"Tango called it the Murder Camel 2.0." She offered instead.
"Of course he did." Joel rolled his eyes "Rumor has it you and Pearl rode together again."
"She got on my camel. Against my will, Joel." Gem scoffed "Not my fault she is obssessed with me."
Joel raised an eyebrow at her.
"And Pearl wasn't even the first one to ride the camel with me. It was Etho." Gem looked back at her camel and scratched behind its ears.
"Yeah, well. Camels are pretty much a you two thing, no?"
"Me and Pearl don't have a thing!"
"You might have to tell Pearl that, then." Joel teased, turning his head to the general direction of the Gs base, in the opposite side of the map "She seems awfully insistent on getting everyone on a camel and showing off to you."
Gem scowls and refuses to say anything back.
The thing is, its easy to look everyone in the eyes and proclaim she hates Pearl. So, so easy.
Especially because it is easier than admiting the truth. Saying she hates Pearl is easier than saying she misses her. That Gem still loves her, even after everything.
And isn't that just the worst? Loving someone down to red when they would throw all you thought you had when there are eyes on you?
Gem's camel shakes her hand off it, grunting. She hadn't realized it then, but her nails had been digging into its fur.
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